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A certain magical Hogwarts.
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Categories: fantasy (fiction)
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Hogwarts is a strange place. Failed plastic surgery lords begging for jobs are eliminated. The gray-haired old man with two layers of wool socks is still too cold in the summer. The potions professor who never washes his hair is afraid of going bald, and the keymaster loves to jerk off dragons! William was looking forward to seven years of mediocrity until the night the doorknob was stolen from the college common room ......